It seems like James White and his band of fools has made a stop by my blog to heckle me. Its like the pied Piper leading his rats across the internet! I have read enough of White's cheap sales tactics to see that he is a complete phony. We have 5 ass-puppets of White's leaving comments, rattling off like a bunch of parrots. I guess White doesn't realize that the funny feeling up his rectum is John Calvin's hand, and of Course Calvin is quite happy to have Satan's hand up his. This is what I call an ass-puppet parade folks. These guys cannot think for themselves. They have bought into a lie. They cannot see that they are all being manipulated by the devil himself by going around spreading a false gospel, misleading people with their own brand of religion.
I was looking at White's blog and noticed that lately he likes to put up Catholic conversion stories. Of course these "converts" were obviously not well instructed in their faith, nor did they really believe any of it, otherwise they would have read this guy's sales pitch and told him to get lost. God doesn't need a slimy salesman to sell Him. In fact whenever you see someone in a cheap suit claiming to know who God is and what He wants you to do to be saved, with no universal Church to back it up, you know that it is a fraud folks. The Catholic Church has been here since the beginning, this is a fact! Jesus Christ Himself gave us one Church guided by Saint Peter, not one established by James White or any other pinhead. The gospel doesn't tell us that Jesus gave the keys to Calvin, White or any of their ass-puppets. These guys set themselves up as an authority which they cannot possess. They are like the walking dead! I suggest you cross-eyed jerk-offs wake up before your parade ends up in hell.
A sincere warning from yours truly, Frank...
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Frank, I thought I warned you about blogging without running it by me first. I would have told you to use MUCH coarser language, MUCH more profanity.
I expect to see you at Confession tonight. I've got a list of some doozies for your next post!
May the Lord have mercy on you Frank, soften your heart and open your eyes to receive His grace.
Your real funny on your priest impersonation you imbecile. Your about as funny as Obama was last night on his comedy bomb at the Alfred E. Smith dinner.
As far as admerald goes, you are the one in need of mercy since you are the mind numb moron following a false prophet you blind stooge! Who has grace? The one who gets his gospel from a charlatan like White, or me who follows Jesus and the one whom Jesus appointed to feed his sheep? Some are sheep and some are goats knucklehead. Unfortunately for you, you are grazing on the wrong side of the fence pal.
And I guess the right sheperds are
the priests holding the hands of all
the little boys that they,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Oh the hypocrisy of ROME.
You're on a great side there Frank.
Wow, it takes a big man to come on anonymously and attack priests you blasphemous coward. Come over to my Church on Sunday in Little Italy and tell me that to my face and see what happens. When you insult priests like that, you insult my family. Not to mention you Protestant sickos are the ones molesting all of the kids in the neighborhood jackass!
Be a man and put your real name up here jerk-off. Otherwise shut your blabbering jaw pal. You have nothing to offer against the Catholic Church, since Protestantism is the channel in which most the worlds modernist, feminist, liberal, self serving, cowardly mentality has come into the world through. Contraception and abortion, all get the support of Protestants who claim they are against abortion yet behind the facade promote the use of contraception, which results in the promotion of abortion. Protestantism is the evolution of sick, twisted, doubting minds who just can't handle the truth, so they invent their own truth; just like the modernist world today which they embrace with disgraceful open arms.
Frank,
I am still waiting for you to give an example of how Calvinism is wrong. My kid brother talks better than you. If you want to get a point across, or convince someone to become a Catholic, maybe you should behave like an adult. Oh, I'm glad you did better with your spelling. Calling him “Jame White” in your last post would give someone the idea that you don't take the time to proofread your posts, or that you are uneducated. Just a thought.
Yours Condemned to Hell,
Thomas
You should talk about being an adult by attacking priests and calling them all child molesters, you sick, spineless coward.
I am not the same "Anonymous" poster as the one who mentioned the priests, Frank. I don't have a blog, so I posted my comments as Anonymous. But my comment still stands. Do you honestly think that you would make the Roman Catholic Church proud by the use of your crude language and hateful treatment of people in general? Do you think this of Christians only, or everyone else who is not a Roman Catholic as well? Maybe people would think more seriously about what you had to say if you didn't insult them and call them evil just because they don't see things the way you do. It's people like you that make me run from Roman Catholicism into the arms of Jesus Christ and His true gospel of grace--His righteousness imputed to me, not your self-righteousness infused in me. If you want to talk about theological issues then say so, but I will not continue to trade insults with you. It gets us nowhere.
Thomas...
Hey Frank,
I've got good news and bad news for you. The bad news is, I spilled Coke all over my keyboard and ruined it. The good news is, the stain looks like the Virgin Mary and I can sell it on Ebay.
Yours,
Spineless Superstitio
Dear Frank:
Jesus said,
Matthew 12:34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
John 8:36-47 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed. 37 I know that ye are Abraham's seed; but ye seek to kill me, because my word hath no place in you. 38 I speak that which I have seen with my Father: and ye do that which ye have seen with your father. 39 … If ye were Abraham's children, ye would do the works of Abraham. 40 But now ye seek to kill me, a man that hath told you the truth, which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham. 41 Ye do the deeds of your father. … 42 … If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me. 43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not. 46 … And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me? 47 He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God."
Don't waste your life:
www.dontwasteyourlife.com
God is the Gospel
www.desiringgod.org/media/pdf/books_bgg/books_bgg.pdf
God bless you,
Russ
russedav@praize.com
Don't quote Scripture to me you mindless parrot. You have no authority to do so. Speaking of Bible passages, how about this.
John 6:53-58, 66-67
"So Jesus said to them, 'Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, you have no life in you; he who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. For my flesh is food indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood abides in me and I in him. As the living Father sent me, and I live because of the Father, so he who eats me will live because of me. This is the bread which came down from heaven, not such as the fathers ate and died; he who eats this bread will live forever.' After this many of his disciples drew back and no longer went about with him. Jesus said to the twelve, 'Will you also go away?'"
Obviously you do not take Scripture seriously. You are the ones who walk away just like in the gospel here. I am no theologian, nor an apologist, just a simple laymen and I can see that this passage is obviously literal in meaning. So do the early Christian writers as well. Do not quote Scripture me like a mind numb parrot.
"Don't quote Scripture to me you mindless parrot. You have no authority to do so."
He has every right to quote scripture. Who are you to say he can not quote scripture? Anyone can and has the authority to quote scripture, so don't tell us other wise. Did you even understand what the other guy was talking about above you. Instead of responding to the scripture above you just quoted another scripture. What?
We are still waiting for you to say something wrong with James White, or all us fools. But you just hurl pointless insults at us. I thought if you quoted scripture you wanted to discuss theological issues, was I right or wrong?
Thomas....
Ha! This is now my favorite Catholic parody blog. You've really captured the tone of some of the less savory pro-RCC apologists. You should let everyone else in on the joke, though.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Nothing good can come from debating heretics, Frank.
Mater dei ora pro nobis!
S.
I haven't seen any debate at all, nor will there be. I only see Frank calling people names; he's got nothing else.
Even the Pope calls Protestants "Separated Brethren."
Frank calls us "Ass-Puppets."
Now I ask all who read here: is this any way to persuade someone of the truth of their faith?
All it does for me is convince me that Frank has no acquaintance whatsoever with the fruits of the Holy Spirit.
It's too sad, really. If only Frank could know the power of Christ and His Holy Spirit. As it stands, the evidence is that he has no reason to hope for heaven--both because of the false gospel he has embraced and because of his rank behavior.
Frank accuses us of following a man. We follow no man. We follow the Scriptures. If anyone follows a man it's Catholics who blindly follow that fellow that lives in Italy. "Yes Master, I'll do what you say, Master. Yes sir! Yes sir! Don't read the Bible and think for myself? Yes sir! Anything for Rome! You got it!" It amazes me how blind to his own hypocrisy Frank is.
It looks like some more mindless flies have been on the flypaper. You clowns don't know what your talking about. You clowns are following the interpretations of man, you morons. You listen to James White, or John Calvin and agree with their interpretations of Scripture, which is not an authentic interpretation. Don't preach to me. Go try it on someone who doesn't know their faith. And no, there won't be a debate. I don't debate with jackasses such as yourselves. I am not an apologist as I have already said. What is sad is that you are so arrogant that you think you are the arbiters of truth, and that you are some kind of prophets who are sent to interpret the Sacred Scriptures. You don't even have a complete Bible you pinheads. Go away, and go preach like a parrot somewhere else you losers.
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